ACIFITFDB – Chapter 12

第12章 第 12 章 家人們舉報走一波

“我叫鄒大姨，直播間是農家鄒大姨，粉絲五百多萬，是這裏最大的網紅。你們也算是找對人，走吧，直播的房間在別墅裏，先進來坐坐。”

秦弦擡腳跟上。

身後的黃祛邪連忙問：“額鄒大姨，我和他一起的。”

秦弦轉過頭，黑色的瞳孔對準黃祛邪，直接用眼神質問：誰跟你是一塊兒的？

但黃祛邪是鐵了心要一塊兒進去，甚至靠近了秦弦顯得一副關系十分要好的模樣。

算了，這人也不是個心術有問題的人。

鄒大姨在狗市挑狗一樣對着黃祛邪掃了幾眼，秦弦觀察着她的表情。

很明顯，她不太滿意。

“算了，你來打打下手吧。不過先跟你們說好，你們這是來學習的，不僅沒錢給你們，你們還需要支付三千學費。”

一提到錢的事情，鄒大姨就笑了。

但秦弦的眉頭皺了起來。

他現在最缺的就是錢，銀行卡的餘額付完房租估計只能撐兩個月。

家裏現在還多了一張吃飯的嘴。

“我現在拿不出這麽多錢。”

鄒大姨抱肘站在別墅門口，手指上金色的戒指閃閃發光，她氣勢洶洶道：“沒錢？沒錢你來學什麽？！滾滾滾！”

黃祛邪讨好笑道：“鄒大姨您別生氣，這樣，我們努力幫您多賣點貨。在您這裏多打打下手！”

鄒大姨眼珠子不太正常地轉動兩圈，給了兩人一個幾乎全白的白眼，而後勉強點頭：“暫時可以，但是，之後賺了錢這三千必須補上。否則，你們也別想在這一行混下去。我會讓你們直播間開都開不起來。”

黃祛邪露出幾分不情願的模樣，他算計了一會兒才答應：“好吧，只要能賺到錢，我一定還錢。”

鄒大姨将他的表情變化看在眼裏，這種越是算計的人，才越容易掌握。

“行吧，你們進來吧。別亂動東西，我這裏都是直播要賣的貨。哦對了，包和手機都放在外面的櫃子裏，沒辦法 ，這是為了防範不懷好意的人。”

秦弦點點頭，直接将背包放了下來，又拿出自己的手機。但在關機前，他還是低頭看了一眼消息。

兩個未接電話，十幾條微信消息。全是藺奇志發來的。

秦弦點開：

【秦哥！你家狗好兇嗚嗚嗚，我差點被咬了】

【從樓梯跑下去還腳滑了一下滾了下去】

【但我還是成功把狗飯扔進你屋子了，下次我一定更小心點，只開一條門縫】

秦弦皺了皺眉，回複道：【你不用去喂了，小心會有更大的危險。我放了一大袋狗糧在屋子裏，還倒了水。餓狠了它自然就去吃。】

不吃餓死，真是一點都不讓人省心。

“快點，別磨蹭了。”身後傳來鄒大姨的催促聲，秦弦将手機關機塞進了包裏。再從包裏拿出了幾根士力架放進褲袋中。

另一邊黃祛邪也把東西放好，兩人跟在鄒大姨身後走進了別墅。

別墅裏非常陰暗，窗戶都被各種箱子給堵死了大半。

從進門的過道到客廳、走廊、房間，堆滿了一箱箱的快遞箱。

秦弦瞥了幾眼快遞箱上的貼紙，有護膚品、藥品、保健品等等。

這些東西密封得不太好，整個別墅裏都是難聞的氣味。紙箱的邊角有被老鼠啃咬的痕跡，縫隙裏有些老鼠糞便。

上到二樓，光線總算明亮了一點。但這些光不是外面的陽光，而是各種燈光。

二樓大廳亂七八糟堆了滿地的直播道具，每一個房間都亮着燈，裏面傳來男男女女的賣貨聲。

“寶寶們拍二號鏈接！我們的減肥藥都是安全的，絕對放心！”

“年紀大了得了癌症？哎西藥是治不好的，還得看我們的民間方子！這瓶百病去魔粉堅持服用三個月，腫瘤就會慢慢消掉……”

“姐妹們！痘痘黑頭不用擔心，我們這個産品是從內而外疏通你的毛孔貼上去睡一覺，第二天撕下來就會發現黏了很多髒東西…”

真是群魔亂舞。

鄒大姨帶着兩人走進走廊靠右的一間房，裏面還坐着兩個人，見到人來立即站了起來。

左邊是一個穿着低胸衣的少女，動作稍微大一點就會走光，但又處在一個擦邊的邊緣。

右邊是個骨瘦如柴的小青年，但臉上化了妝顯得面色紅潤。

兩人對鄒大姨很是恭敬……或者說恐懼。

見她進門立即起身低頭，像極了清宮劇裏頭低眉順眼的丫鬟。

緊接着見到秦弦，兩個人都愣了一下。

少女忍不住問道：“鄒姨，這是新人嘛？”

她有些嫉妒和擔憂，這種長相的新人，很快排名就會成為鄒大姨的新寵吧。

“是的，你們帶帶他們。讓他們熟悉一下流程參與晚上的直播。”

鄒大姨交代幾句便起身離開，等她一走，那一男一女恭敬的表情頓時消失。

少女笑嘻嘻地伸手想去捏秦弦的臉，被直接躲開。

“哎，躲什麽呀。我看看你這張臉是真的還是假的。真是讓人羨慕啊，你這樣都不用化妝了。小哥哥，怎麽稱呼？”

秦弦冷漠回答：“秦一。”

少女樂了：“假名吧？不過随便了，幹我們這行的用網名用得多。我叫安妮，你叫我安妮姐吧。”

“我比你大。”

“比我大也沒用，在我們這行，只看輩分。”安妮顯然完全融入了這套地位尊卑的制度中，甚至對欺壓新人樂在其中。

她繼續說：“待會好好聽我說的話，記住直播的流程和這些産品。你長得好，可以出鏡。”

而後又指向黃祛邪說：“你不行，你和我們直播間畫風根本不一樣。你在旁邊打下手，遞東西給我們，聽見了嗎？”

黃祛邪沉默了，他的臉有這麽不堪嘛……

此時，另一個男人也發話了，他皺眉看着秦弦：“他也不适合我們直播間吧，我們直播間觀衆不是男的多麽？”

安妮說：“但是男的不怎麽買我們東西，今天我們要賣減肥藥，吸引一些女生來更好。我看你就是嫉妒自己長得沒他好看吧，切。”

男人怒道：“他媽的誰嫉妒他了！？行，我倒要看看他能賣出多少東西。”

兩人讓秦弦和黃祛邪站在一邊，開始詳細說明直播的流程、工作內容和産品。

半個多小時後，化了妝的安妮和秦弦坐在鏡頭對面，調整着直播畫面。

但是，與秦弦坐在一起後，安妮怎麽調整美顏都不合适。自己總是比旁邊的秦弦遜色很多。

“哈，誰醜誰尴尬呀。”

安妮朝同伴吼道：“你說誰呢！我不幹了！今天你和他來出鏡！”

Seeing this, the man shook his head quickly: “I don’t want to… like this, hey, what’s your name?”

He gestured towards Huang Quxie.

Huang Quxie immediately replied: “My surname is Huang, how about you call me Huang Er?”

The man rolled his eyes and said, “Do you want to make a debut as a combination of one person and two people? Forget it, you and him will be on camera today. The two of us are here to teach you. Anyway, follow our instructions. Do you hear me?”

Huang Quxie readily agreed and sat down side by side with Qin Xian without any fear.

Seeing his dark face turn white and rosy on the screen, he screamed strangely: “Oh my God, my mother can’t even recognize me when she comes to watch the live broadcast. I’m not used to it, why don’t I turn off the beauty.”

“Okay, okay, turn it off! It starts in five minutes. This delivery will last until 10:30 in the evening. If you need to go to the toilet, go to the toilet quickly.” Annie was very impatient.

Huang Quxie was shocked: “But we haven’t eaten yet? Is there no dinner here?”

Annie turned around and dug out a pack of compressed biscuits from a pile of boxes and threw it to the two of them.

“One lunch a day, and snacks on the products at other times.”

Qin Xian caught the biscuit with his hand and looked down. He could not find the production date, the food quality and safety mark, or the ingredient list.

There are no products in Duoduoyisan.

Qin Xian took out two Snickers bars directly from his pocket and gave one to Huang Quxie.

Huang Quxie was so moved that he lost control of his expression while holding the Snickers bar. He turned to Qin Xian and said, “Brother, my good brother! You are so kind! I thought you would stay cold to me, but I didn’t expect you to be cold-faced and warm-hearted.”

Qin Xian moved his upper body speechlessly, his disgust evident.

Huang Quxie:……

The two quickly took care of their physical needs, and when they came back and sat down again, the live broadcast began.

Anne first appeared wearing a mask and explained today’s situation to the audience in the live broadcast room in a soft voice.

“Yes, because I have acne on my face, I have invited a special guest to host tonight’s live broadcast! Let me introduce you to everyone. This is Qin Yi, a handsome guy. He doesn’t use beauty at all now. He looks like this. Isn’t he prettier than many celebrities? And here is Huang Er.”

She interacted with the audience for about ten minutes, then handed over the live broadcast room to Qin Xian and the others, and put the products to be launched today on the table.

Qin Xian picked up the product and looked at it, expressionless and silent.

Annie kept gesturing to him off-screen: Laugh! Smile, you have to smile!

Qin Xian turned a deaf ear.

Huang Quxie couldn’t help but feel ashamed.

Isn’t this guy here to learn how to make money through live streaming? What does it mean to not speak? Or is it that mutes can also do live broadcasts recently?

But if his companion doesn’t speak, it’s up to him to do the talking.

“Hahaha, Qin Yi, you are so cold and cold. You are indeed a handsome guy. Then show everyone the product and let me introduce it.”

Qin Xian obediently put the product in front of the camera.

Huang Quxie looked at the comments and replied: “Ah, this is a weight loss product, not a medicine. According to Sister Anni, she lost ten pounds in a month after taking it.”

“Is it blocking Qin Yi’s handsome face? Okay, okay, Qin Yi, please push the product down a little bit.”

Qin Xian silently followed the instructions, perfectly displaying the character of a mute.

Huang Quxie couldn’t stop talking: “Is there a test report for this weight loss product? No, how could there be? It’s all made by our village.”

A series of question marks immediately appeared on the barrage: [Do you dare to sell the weight loss pills you made? 】

Outside the venue, Annie, who was drinking water, choked out a mouthful of water. She quickly regained her breath and rushed to the rescue: “Ah, there are some! I will send it to you through a private chat with customer service! They are new to the business and are not familiar with it. Our products are absolutely safe!”

As she spoke, Qin Xian behind him took the medicine and looked around, then said to Annie: “This thing doesn’t seem to have a safety label. Sister Annie, how did you choose the product?”

“You!” Annie was almost mad to death. Just these two sentences had completely caused a live broadcast accident! !

I looked up and looked at the comments, and sure enough, it had become lively.

【Oh? Car rollover on site? This weight loss pill was sold last time, right? 】

[You still want to sell it to us? You are not only seeking wealth but also harming lives. 】

[Family members report it and go away? 】

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