MAPF Chapter 2

Chapter 2: High Energy – A Man’s Celibacy is Because He Really Can’t

Xie Shiwei wasn’t particularly interested in novels, but the male lead He Qin was indeed a super handsome, abstinent type that appealed to him.

The author described He Qin as an unattainable flower on a high peak, the dream lover of countless young masters and ladies in high society. His deep and three-dimensional features were like they’d been carved with a knife, his narrow eyes behind gold-rimmed glasses easily stirred people’s hearts, and the top button of his shirt, always fastened, would only be undone at midnight, revealing the passionate heart beneath his abstinent exterior.

Xie Shiwei was quite tempted and quickly clicked on the link, happily starting to read.

The deleted parts began, with the male leads being all lovey-dovey on a ten-square-meter bed covered in rose petals, going from a slow burn to passionate fire. The tender build-up was complete, and they were about to get to the main event.

But Xie Shiwei, who had been eagerly appreciating the erotic text, gradually frowned.

The author’s writing was explosive.

He Qin couldn’t do it, only lasting two minutes at a time.

Bai An, at first, was like a frost-bitten eggplant, tearfully saying he didn’t feel anything at all. Later, he hugged He Qin tightly, crying and saying it didn’t matter, he didn’t care, and this little thing wouldn’t affect his love for He Qin.

He Qin tried hard, unbelievably many times, but ultimately couldn’t do it. He could only awkwardly promise Bai An that he would take medicine, and if medicine didn’t work, he would have surgery, seeing all the famous andrologists in the country to ensure his happiness.

Seeing this, Xie Shiwei was already dumbfounded, not expecting anything more outrageous.

He Qin actually started calling to buy aphrodisiacs! On the other end of the phone, the doctor recommended medicines, endlessly listing Viagra from all over the world. The names of the drugs piled up for dozens of lines on his phone screen.

In the end, He Qin saw a doctor and took medicine, but it still didn’t work. He and Bai An began a beautiful, platonic marriage.

Xie Shiwei fell into silence.

The author was brain-dead.

At the same time, he gained a deeper understanding of the term “abstinent.”

Sometimes, a man’s celibacy is because he really can’t.

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At this moment, Xie Shiwei stood blankly in the restroom, his mind buzzing.

Without a doubt, everything that was happening now was overlapping with this novel.

He had died from overwork and transmigrated into Accidental Relationship, becoming the cannon fodder Xie Shiwei.

Why? Was it just because he had cursed the author? Anyone who didn’t curse after seeing that sex scene was a ghost!

Xie Shiwei was about to go crazy.

After a flushing sound, the middle-aged man who had just been on the phone buying aphrodisiacs came out.

The two men looked at each other, the man’s face turning red and white.

Xie Shiwei forced a fake smile: “Big brother, the medicine from Thailand’s SBF is good. If it’s not strong enough, you can buy the American Anrote. Remember to get the blue pill with the ‘c’ printed on it, it’s more suitable for Asian men’s physique.”

The man screamed and ran away.

Xie Shiwei was a mess on the spot.

Damn it.

The unscrupulous author was harming people!

He almost forgot the main plot, but he remembered the brands of aphrodisiacs clearly!

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Xie Shiwei forced himself to calm down.

According to the setting of transmigrating into a book, if things really developed according to the original direction, he wouldn’t have much life left and would eventually die tragically in a car accident.

Distant memories were evoked, and Xie Shiwei painfully closed his eyes.

He was very afraid of pain and also afraid of car accidents.

However, now that he could transmigrate into this world and had his own will and ability to act, it meant that everything wasn’t without a turning point.

Since Heaven had given him a chance to start over, he had to change the ending and defy fate.

He knew that there were generally two ways to change fate in this situation.

The first was to tell the truth, saying that he wasn’t the original Xie Shiwei, didn’t want to get involved in these unlucky things at all, and would ignore everyone and leave.

Although this was very easy, no one would believe him and he might be sent to a mental hospital.

The second was to use reasonable actions to trigger changes in the plot line, reversing the ending discreetly without arousing suspicion.

Obviously, this method was more suitable for him.

Although the Xie Shiwei in the original work wasn’t a good person, he wasn’t an unforgivable villain either. The ending of being hit by a car was too tragic, so he might as well replace the original host, turn over a new leaf, and create a good ending for himself and the Xie family.

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Xie Shiwei adjusted his emotions, bypassed the winding corridor, and returned to the banquet hall.

Based on the emcee’s words at the ceremony, he recognized the couple wearing a cheongsam dress and a Zhongshan suit as Xie Tian’an and Chen Ning, who were his biological father and stepmother.

Xie Tian’an’s temples were slightly white, and he had an air of authority.

As for Chen Ning, Xie Shiwei took a special look at her.

This woman had beautiful features and an elegant figure. The moment she saw him come back, an appropriate amount of concern immediately appeared on her face.

What a good actress.

If he didn’t know the plot, he would definitely think Chen Ning was really worried about him.

The two people next to Chen Ning should be He Qin’s parents.

“Shiwei, why were you gone for so long? Are you feeling unwell?” Seeing Xie Shiwei return from afar, He Qin’s mother took the initiative to greet Xie Shiwei to take his seat. “Xiao Qin has been worried about you.”

Knowing to mention He Qin’s concern for him at this time showed that she was thoughtful and meticulous, even if it was just lip service, at least she fulfilled the formalities.

Xie Shiwei took his seat and smiled sweetly: “I just went to the restroom, and I’m feeling much better now. It’s nothing.”

“Then the things you said on stage just now…” He Qin’s mother hesitated.

Xie Shiwei couldn’t bear to recall his bold move at that time and continued to smile sweetly: “That’s because my brain suddenly went blank at the time. I couldn’t remember anything, not even who I was. Those words were all nonsense. I guess they were lines from a TV series I’d seen recently. Don’t mind them.”

Xie Tian’an kept a straight face: “You had a high fever and were in a coma a few days ago. Your fever only broke yesterday, and you insisted on holding the wedding on time even though you weren’t well. It would be strange if you weren’t delirious.”

Xie Shiwei hadn’t carefully read the plot about the original host’s accident, and he didn’t know the cause and effect at all. At this moment, he could only lower his head and admit his mistake, regretting that he hadn’t read the novel carefully word for word in the first place.

The waiter came over to pour wine, and Chen Ning raised a glass, reminding He Qin: “Xiao He, Shiwei’s body is too weak. You must take good care of him after you get home and don’t let him get sick again.”

Xie Shiwei looked at He Qin.

He was indeed as the author described: cold, abstinent, and aloof.

His handsome husband moved his lips without any emotion and said “Okay,” his eyes icy, not like he was going to take care of him, but like he was going to stab him when everyone was asleep.

Xie Shiwei couldn’t help but shudder and lowered his head to drink the soup.

Chen Ning continued: “Also, Xiao He, Shiwei is childish. He’s done a lot of irrational things in the past that might have made you uncomfortable, causing some distance between the two of you. This is also my fault for not disciplining him properly. I’m now apologizing to you on Shiwei’s behalf, and I hope you can stop dwelling on the past and put more effort into managing your marriage in the future.”

Xie Tian’an nodded: “Shiwei, you should also be more stable in the future. People who are married should be a little more mature. Don’t throw tantrums every other day and make things difficult for Xiao He.”

Xie Shiwei vaguely remembered that the original host had done many outrageous things to pursue He Qin.

Including but not limited to giving He Qin his bank card and saying he wanted to support him, secretly sneaking into He Qin’s hotel room and lying naked in bed to seduce him, hiring someone to stalk He Qin and take pictures of him all day long, threatening He Qin to marry him by jumping off a building and cutting his wrists, and today’s wedding, which was exchanged for the future of He’s company.

What’s even more terrifying is that these things were only what Xie Shiwei remembered after quickly reading the novel. There was no telling how much more there was in the book.

Xie Shiwei felt a lot of pressure, cursing the author and the original host in his heart while continuing to smile sweetly, nodding in agreement with Xie Tian’an and Chen Ning’s words.

He Qin, who was sitting next to Xie Shiwei, actually understood what the Xie couple’s words meant. Seemingly scolding their own son, they were actually saying it for him to hear, telling him to treat Xie Shiwei well no matter what.

It wasn’t a request, but the Xie family’s arrogant demand.

He Qin curled his lips in self-deprecation, filled his glass with wine, and raised it to Chen Ning and Xie Tian’an, tilting his head back and drinking it all in one gulp.

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The sumptuous meal tasted bland, and he also had to constantly deal with guests who came to toast. Xie Shiwei used all the tricks he had learned from working in his previous life, barely managing to avoid exposing the fact that he didn’t recognize anyone.

The banquet was coming to an end, and Xie Shiwei finally breathed a sigh of relief, listening to Xie Tian’an’s concluding remarks.

“He Qin, Shiwei, you must get along well in the future. This is our greatest expectation for you. If you live well, we can cooperate well, and the company can be successfully listed and thrive.”

He Qin’s father hadn’t said much all along. At this moment, his wife suddenly pinched his thigh hard, and after a moment of slowness, he said, “Yes, yes, what my father-in-law said is right. He Qin, you must take good care of Shiwei, and don’t get too close to Bai An and make Shiwei sad.”

As soon as He’s father said this, the atmosphere at the table instantly froze, especially the Xie couple’s expressions were displeased.

Xie Shiwei was speechless, thinking that He Qin’s father really had a knack for bringing up the wrong topic.

He’s mother was about to cry and hurriedly tried to cover for her husband, who wasn’t good with words: “Shiwei, in-laws, my husband is just a workaholic and doesn’t know how to talk. He’s drunk and talking nonsense. My son and Bai An are innocent, there’s nothing between them!”

Even He Qin’s usually calm expression showed a slight crack. He frowned: “I’ve said it many times, I treat Bai An like a younger brother, there’s nothing inappropriate.”

“Yes, yes, yes! That’s right!” He’s mother echoed, secretly pinching He Qin’s arm to make him soften.

Being controlled by others, He Qin had no choice but to raise his glass to toast again.

His gaze swept across the faces with different expressions and finally landed on Xie Shiwei’s side profile.

His thick eyelashes were slightly curled, and his face was a little red. After hearing these words, he didn’t even throw a tantrum, but just quietly lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

Xie Shiwei had surprised him many times today.

In the end, He Qin compromised: “I will fulfill my responsibilities, don’t worry.”