MAPF Chapter 71

Chapter 71: Ridiculous Misunderstanding “Who told you I can’t do it?!”…

He Qin was speechless at himself. He never knew he was such a horny addict. It had been less than two weeks since he and Xie Shiwei separated, and his body was already reacting so exaggeratedly.

If Xie Shiwei found out, he would lose all face!

He Qin’s expression was naturally not good as he clutched the prescription the doctor gave him and left. As he walked out of the doctor’s office, the next patient was standing at the door. Big eyes met small eyes, and He Qin was stunned.

The person in front of him was Zhang Yingjun.

Zhang Yingjun naturally recognized He Qin immediately and widened his eyes.

The two men stared at each other with strange expressions, their faces changing several times. The air seemed to freeze until the doctor called Zhang Yingjun’s name again. Zhang Yingjun came back to his senses, responded awkwardly, greeted He Qin, and jogged towards the doctor.

He Qin gritted his teeth, resisted the urge to curse, strode out, and tried hard not to think about what Zhang Yingjun would say to Xie Shiwei.

After getting the medicine, He Qin drove back to the company, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he couldn’t let the matter rest.

His encounter with Zhang Yingjun in the andrology department was too explosive. Zhang Yingjun was Xie Shiwei’s best friend here. He would definitely tell Xie Shiwei about it. Wouldn’t that inevitably lead to Xie Shiwei’s misunderstanding?

Whether Zhang Yingjun thought he was impotent or too horny, it would irreparably damage his image in Xie Shiwei’s heart!

Unfortunately, He Qin didn’t have Zhang Yingjun’s contact information, so he couldn’t threaten Zhang Yingjun to keep his mouth shut. He had no choice but to hurry back, hoping to block Zhang Yingjun at the entrance of the hospital.

As soon as he drove back, coincidentally, He Qin saw Zhang Yingjun get into his brightly colored sports car.

Inside the car, Zhang Yingjun, with a strange expression, stepped on the accelerator, and the car sped out, heading quickly towards a cafe.

Behind him, He Qin hurriedly followed, stopping across the road from the cafe, watching Zhang Yingjun get out of the car and enter the store. And unfortunately, Xie Shiwei was sitting by the window inside the cafe, waving back at Zhang Yingjun.

He Qin closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then quickly rummaged through the car for sunglasses, a hat, and a mask to fully disguise himself.

He decided to go in and sit at the corner table behind them.

If Zhang Yingjun really said something inappropriate, he would immediately refute it and deny it to the death. If Zhang Yingjun happened to not mention their encounter at the hospital for his own sake, then he wouldn’t have to show up. It was better to avoid trouble.

Although He Qin couldn’t imagine that he would one day do something so sneaky, love makes people blind.

“For love, I’ll risk it,” He Qin said silently in his heart, sneaking into the store.

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Inside the cafe, Xie Shiwei saw Zhang Yingjun and gave him a huge hug.

Xie Shiwei really treated Zhang Yingjun as a friend, buying him many souvenirs from Turkey, especially refrigerator magnets of all sizes. He basically bought several every time he went to a place, and also bought some small handicrafts that he thought Zhang Yingjun would like based on his preferences.

Xie Shiwei gave the gift bag to Zhang Yingjun, who opened it and looked through it, his eyes filled with surprise, and his nose felt sore: “Xiao Weiwei! These things are so beautiful, I can tell you put your heart into it, Wuwuwu! I love them so much!”

Zhang Yingjun had only ever received expensive and boring things since he was a child. He liked them when he was young, but as he grew up, he found them increasingly uninteresting. Except for Xie Shiwei, no one cared about what he really wanted.

Xie Shiwei keenly noticed that Zhang Yingjun was about to cry, and quickly said, “Okay, okay,” telling him to put the things away and look at them at home, and called the waiter to order.

While talking to the waiter, Xie Shiwei’s peripheral vision accidentally glanced at the table behind them. A strange man was sitting with his back to him, wearing a large-brimmed hat indoors. And for some reason, he inexplicably felt that the person’s figure was a bit like He Qin.

But He Qin would definitely not dress like this and sit in a cafe.

Xie Shiwei was amused by his own thoughts.

Perhaps he really missed He Qin a little.

The waiter quickly brought two smoothies and a plate of snacks. Zhang Yingjun ate heartily, asking Xie Shiwei to tell him about his experiences in Turkey.

Xie Shiwei introduced all the fun places in Turkey to Zhang Yingjun from beginning to end. Zhang Yingjun was fascinated and immediately arranged a half-month trip for himself.

“By the way, Shiwei, there’s something I need to ask you about your attitude.” Zhang Yingjun scratched his ear, still intending to ask his best friend what he currently thought of He Qin. He felt that it was necessary for Xie Shiwei to know about meeting He Qin in the andrology department today, but he also needed to know Xie Shiwei’s attitude towards He Qin, in case he overdid it and messed things up again.

“What’s wrong?” Xie Shiwei asked.

He Qin in the back row clasped his coffee cup tightly, his nervous system on high alert.

“What do you really think of He Qin now? Are you still getting a divorce?” Zhang Yingjun asked.

He Qin relaxed slightly.

However, Xie Shiwei sighed a very big sigh, which made He Qin re-enter high alert.

Xie Shiwei told him about what happened between him and He Qin in Turkey. Zhang Yingjun listened and praised, and finally held his cheeks with both hands, revealing an idiot smile.

“So romantic, Xiao Weiwei. I feel like he truly loves you, so you’re not planning to get a divorce?” Zhang Yingjun asked.

“Yeah, I’m not planning to,” Xie Shiwei nodded firmly.

“Then why did you tell me before that you had to get a divorce?” Zhang Yingjun didn’t understand. “Does the air abroad have drugs in it? He Qin was pretty good to you in China too, right?”

Xie Shiwei smiled, finally intending to tell his best friend the secret buried in his heart, and also wanted Zhang Yingjun to help him figure out what he could do in this awkward situation.

“There was a reason why I had to get a divorce before.” Xie Shiwei gently stirred the spoon, lowered his eyes slightly embarrassedly, “He Qin, he’s good in every way, but there’s one problem.”

Zhang Yingjun and He Qin in the back simultaneously perked up their ears.

Xie Shiwei sighed, lowering his voice a little: “He Qin, he’s not good in that area.”

Zhang Yingjun made a sound of disgust. As expected! He Qin really had a problem!

At the same time, there was a bang from the table behind them. The hat man seemed to have not held the cup steady, and the glass fell on the table with a crash.

Xie Shiwei looked back, looking at Zhang Yingjun’s disgusted expression, and was quite embarrassed: “I was going to hide this from you before, but now that I’m completely together with him, I feel that this problem still needs to be solved, and I want to hear your thoughts.”

He Qin in the back was desperately controlling himself, his handsome face alternating between green and white.

He couldn’t figure out what Xie Shiwei meant, suspected he had misheard, and didn’t act rashly, holding the cup that had fallen on the table, and continued to prick up his ears.

“Xiao Weiwei, I was just about to tell you about this! I have prostatitis these past few days,” Zhang Yingjun smiled embarrassedly, “I went to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital today, and I ran into He Qin in the andrology department!”

Xie Shiwei was shocked: “Ah? He really went to the andrology department? Did the aphrodisiac I gave him work?”

Aphrodisiac?

He Qin couldn’t take it anymore, his expression was very twisted.

He hadn’t misheard at all.

Xie Shiwei actually thought he couldn’t do it? And gave him aphrodisiacs? And lied to him that it was a prescription to relieve fatigue??

Was this the reason why Xie Shiwei desperately wanted to divorce him?

Absurd, ridiculous, preposterous!

He Qin’s knuckles cracked as he clenched his fingers, and he took off his hat, sunglasses, and mask all at once, walking over to Xie Shiwei’s table in three steps. He leaned over the table, his eyes narrowed, and said with a cold smile, gritting his teeth in anger: “Xie Shiwei, who told you I can’t do it?!”

Xie Shiwei was so frightened by the suddenly appearing He Qin and his question that he didn’t dare to move, freezing in place half in shock and half in fear.

The opposite Zhang Yingjun was even more frightened, stammering: “Xiao Xiao Xiao Weiwei, why why why why is he here too?”

Xie Shiwei’s heart was in a mess at the moment. How did he know why He Qin was here!

No matter why He Qin was here, what was important was that they were saying, He Qin heard everything!

Xie Shiwei felt embarrassed and didn’t dare to look He Qin in the eye, picked up his phone and wanted to run. He Qin stretched out his arm and stopped him, put his arm around him, close to Xie Shiwei’s ear, and said word by word, gritting his teeth: “Shiwei, you seem to have a bit of a misunderstanding about me?”

Xie Shiwei didn’t dare to breathe.

A bit of a misunderstanding? How could it be a misunderstanding? The book wrote it clearly, He Qin couldn’t do it, and taking a lot of Viagra didn’t help. Although he had changed the plot after transmigrating, he definitely couldn’t change the character himself.

Xie Shiwei grabbed He Qin’s hand and said softly and shyly: “He Qin, there are too many people here, let’s talk about this topic at home.”

This topic was indeed not suitable for discussion in public.

So He Qin took Xie Shiwei out of the cafe with a cold face, stuffed him into the passenger seat. The usually steady car drove with a strange sense of mania, speeding and changing lanes all the way. Xie Shiwei held the car handle tightly, not daring to breathe.

Finally, at the apartment, He Qin carried Xie Shiwei up, threw him into the bathroom in silence, his expression cold: “Take a bath.”

Xie Shiwei obediently said “Oh,” and then grabbed He Qin’s sleeve, and said softly: “He Qin, don’t be angry, I’m also doing it for your own good.”

He Qin laughed angrily: “Xie Shiwei, I don’t care where you heard it from, but you listen carefully to what I’m going to say next.”

Xie Shiwei was a little stunned for a moment.

It had been a long time since He Qin had spoken to him in this tone.

He Qin pinched Xie Shiwei’s fleshy cheeks with a little force, gritting his teeth: “I’m very, very normal in that aspect!”

After saying that, he pushed Xie Shiwei into the bathroom and slammed the door shut.

Xie Shiwei only thought that He Qin felt embarrassed and his self-esteem was hurt, so he was so angry.

It must be because the Chinese medicine worked, He Qin discovered that he was feeling something, became a real man, and was just stubborn, saying that he was very normal.

Thinking this way, Xie Shiwei happily took a shower, making a special deep cleaning, in order to prepare for any possible needs later.

After washing up, Xie Shiwei smiled flatteringly at He Qin. He Qin’s face was still cold. He glanced at him and walked into the bathroom.

Although He Qin was very angry when he was taking a shower, and also wanted to do something to Xie Shiwei immediately to prove that there was really nothing wrong with him, he still let himself calm down first and sort out this absurd matter from the beginning.

Recalling Xie Shiwei’s various performances since he met him, he immediately figured out many things that he had found strange before.

No wonder in the first few days of their marriage, Xie Shiwei would look at his lower body for no reason, and also reveal a bit of sympathy that he didn’t know where it came from, and scoffed at the post-marriage rules that the original owner had signed with him, which stipulated seven times a week.

And no wonder recently every time they had intimate contact, Xie Shiwei would consciously avoid his lower body, carefully not touching him. And no wonder his trick of seduction never worked before.

Because Xie Shiwei had decided from the beginning that he couldn’t do it, so even if Xie Shiwei liked his face and liked his figure, he was determined to divorce him.

Absurd to the extreme!

He Qin sped up.

He eagerly wanted to get the answer, and also eagerly wanted to prove that Xie Shiwei was completely wrong.