TBOUMTBDK Chapter 47

“You want me to tell you how to give birth?” The Demon Lord’s eyes suddenly darkened, deep as the sea, and his large hand slowly slid down Yun Xia’s stomach.

“Little Yun Xia doesn’t know?”

Yun Xia’s breath hitched, and his face instantly flushed red.

“I, of course, I know how babies are born, but you clearly know that’s not what I’m asking! I want to ask, I want to know how a man without that organ can give birth!”

The Demon Lord didn’t let him off, his hand was firmly pressed down by Yun Xia, so he stopped moving and asked him in a low voice, “Oh? Then tell me how.”

Yun Xia: “…You’re just teasing me, aren’t you? Then I don’t want to know, I’m going to cultivate!”

Saying that, he angrily threw off his hand, got up, and was about to leave.

Seeing that he had really annoyed him, the Demon Lord raised his hand and wrapped it around his waist, hugging him tightly and resting his face against his back.

“Why do you want to cultivate again?”

Yun Xia was trapped by his arm around his waist, the person behind him hugged him tightly like a large doll, unable to advance or retreat.

Yun Xia gave up, looking serious, and said, “I want to improve my Cultivation Base.”

The Demon Lord rubbed his shoulder blade: “Oh?”

“If the other person doesn’t answer my questions properly and won’t let me leave, then I can beat him up,” Yun Xia said.

The Demon Lord paused, his previously relaxed expression solidified, and then he laughed loudly.

Yun Xia was stunned, turning back to look at him blankly.

Having been with the Demon Lord for so long, he often saw this man’s smiles, smiles, faint smiles, cold smiles, teasing smiles, etc., but he had never seen him laugh so heartily.

It was so bright and contagious that it softened people’s hearts, and he could only stare at him blankly, the corners of his mouth inadvertently turning up, sharing his joy.

After laughing for a while, the Demon Lord stopped laughing, but the corners of his eyes and mouth were still raised, obviously very amused.

“Very good, it should be like this. Little Yun Xia is very aware. With strength, you can not only make people answer your questions properly, but also teach those who bully you a lesson, for example…”

He paused, and Yun Xia looked at him as if he was bewitched: “For example, what?”

The Demon Lord pulled him over, grabbed his waist with both hands, and with a strong force, lifted Yun Xia onto the windowsill.

Yun Xia was startled and quickly grabbed his arm.

They were on the top floor of the inn, although it was only four stories, each floor was quite high, and looking back, it was not exactly short.

But after being in this world for so long, Yun Xia wasn’t weak in the knees, but still uncomfortable, tightly clutching the Demon Lord.

“Like me,” the Demon Lord said.

Yun Xia choked, and said, “Does bullying me give you a sense of accomplishment? You just want to mess with me!”

The Demon Lord’s voice lowered: “I only bully you.”

Yun Xia’s heart trembled fiercely.

The windowsill was quite high. After he sat on it, his feet couldn’t even touch the ground, because the seat by the window had steps leading up to it. After the Demon Lord stood on the ground, his eyes were level with Yun Xia sitting on the windowsill.

This height was quite novel, reminding Yun Xia of the scene when he was with the Demon Lord as Li Yu Shengjun, but the face was different, and now this face was even more attractive.

Too unfair, this person is cheating!

Yun Xia turned his head away, not looking at him: “You just continue to bully me, when you bully me so much that I run away…”

“Run? Where can you run to?” The Demon Lord chuckled, “You also said that your Cultivation Base is not high, the Demon Realm is so big, where can you go? Even if you run away, not to mention the Demon Realm, even the entire Three Realms, I can find you.”

Yun Xia: “…”

Scary, is he scaring him…

Yun Xia was a little hesitant. If the Demon Lord really came to find him after he ran away, would he really go to Phoenix Cry Immortal Mountain?

With the Esteemed Lord’s character, would he force his way in? Or would he have the Phoenix Cry Immortal Sect leader come out to negotiate? Then pay the money and deliver the goods, buying him back?

No, no, no, don’t overthink.

Yun Xia tentatively asked: “You…can you leave the Demon Realm at will?”

The Demon Lord said lightly: “No.”

Yun Xia breathed a sigh of relief, secretly delighted, but asked with confusion on his face, “Ah? Why?”

The Demon Lord lazily raised his hand and took down Yun Xia’s hair bun, not speaking immediately.

Yun Xia: “…I finally tied it up, you took it down, you tie it back for me!”

Demon Lord: “Okay.”

Saying that, he really used his fingers to gently comb Yun Xia’s messy hair.

Yun Xia’s hair was always tied up messily every day because he was lazy and rarely combed it properly. Every time he forcefully combed his hair, he would pull out a lot of it, and when he tied it, he was even more perfunctory, just ensuring it wouldn’t fall out.

As for using magic to tie his hair… he hadn’t learned such meticulous techniques yet… it was better to just tie it up casually first.

The Demon Lord didn’t use magic to comb his hair either, but patiently used his fingers to smooth his hair little by little, smoothing it out while saying:

“Many years ago, I made an agreement with the Immortal Realm that I could not leave the Demon Realm without major events, in exchange for peace between the two realms.”

Yun Xia pondered: “Can’t you sneak out?”

The Demon Lord glanced at him, not laughing at him, but said: “You think it’s just a verbal agreement? If I go out at this time, an alarm will immediately sound at the border between the two realms, and all the major sect leaders of the entire Immortal Realm will receive the news. At that time, I’m afraid that all the powerhouses of the Immortal Realm will gather near the Demon Realm in a short period of time.”

The man raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: “Sounds quite interesting too.”

Yun Xia imagined the scene and chuckled: “It seems so, and it’s very cool, you alone attracted so many powerhouses, which shows that they are very afraid of you. Tsk tsk, as expected, the name of the Demon Realm War God is terrifying.”

The Demon Realm War God was the title earned by the Demon Lord before he unified the Demon Realm. At that time, he was like a War God, subduing all parts of the Demon Realm, invincible, and his prestige even spread to the Immortal Realm.

At that time, people in the major Immortal Sects of the Immortal Realm were afraid that the Demon Lord would not be satisfied after conquering the Demon Realm, and would lead the entire Demon Realm’s demon soldiers to attack the Immortal Realm in one go.

The Immortal Realm, which had been peaceful for many years, was no match for the fierce and enduring demons who had just come down from various battlefields…

Fortunately, before the War God unified the Demon Realm, there was contact between the Immortal and Demon Realms. No one knew what happened between the powerhouses of the Immortal Realm and the Demon Lord at that time, but later, after the Demon Realm was unified, the Immortal Realm would send Immortal Envoys to the Demon Realm every ten years to pay respects to the Demon Lord.

And the Demon Realm would send Demon Envoys to the Immortal Realm every fifteen years to participate in the Immortal Realm’s grand event.

Representing that the two realms were still friendly and peaceful.

At least on the surface.

“War God…it’s been a long time since I heard that title,” the Demon Lord’s movements paused for a moment, but soon he continued to comb Yun Xia’s tangled hair, he glanced at Yun Xia, “You think this is very majestic? As a demon, don’t you find it scary? Those are all enemies.”

Yun Xia immediately felt guilty, he had a guilty conscience, so he blinked a few times and said, “Not scary, why would I feel scared? Doesn’t the Demon Realm have Esteemed Lord? In my heart, you are always the War God, as long as you don’t fall, no one else will defeat you, and the Demon Realm will be safe and sound under your protection!”

The Demon Lord was stunned, his eyes turned to him, quietly looking at him without speaking.

Yun Xia felt even more guilty being stared at by him. What’s wrong? Isn’t it normal for a demon to trust their Demon Lord very much?

Moreover, the Demon Lord had indeed never lost. That’s how it was in the book. No one had ever defeated the Demon Lord. The Demon Lord destroyed the Demon Realm himself, and destroyed himself.

But the first step has already been reversed, the original plot has been changed, so the future outcome should also be able to be changed, right?

“What’s wrong?” Yun Xia swallowed.

Many things flashed in the Demon Lord’s eyes, very complicated, Yun Xia couldn’t understand, and looked at him uneasily.

The Demon Lord finally made a move, he lowered his eyes, as if the contemplation just now hadn’t happened, and continued to tidy up Yun Xia’s hair, with no intention of explaining.

That’s right, he would protect his things and would not let anyone take them away, nor would he let anyone destroy them.

If his things changed or ran away, he would destroy that thing himself, letting it be destroyed in his own hands.

He would also personally chase back the one who ran away, no matter where they ran to.

He didn’t say this out loud, because it would scare this little liar.

“It’s nothing, I just wanted to tell you that you can trust me.”

Yun Xia instinctively felt that what he wanted to say was not this, but he didn’t investigate it.

No one could ask about things that the Demon Lord didn’t want to say, so he didn’t press further, and just muttered, “As expected of you, very confident.”

The Demon Lord laughed: “If I weren’t confident, would you trust me so much?”

Yun Xia immediately straightened up: “I trust you! I trust you very mu- ouch…”

He made a sudden movement, which was too big. He had deliberately bent down to make it easier for the Demon Lord to do his hair, so when he stood up, his hair was pulled hard, and it hurt so much that he almost cried.

The Demon Lord immediately pressed his shoulder: “Did it pull too hard?”

Yun Xia looked at him pitifully: “Aren’t you the Demon Lord? How didn’t you predict that I was going to get up?”

Actually, it didn’t hurt much, Yun Xia just habitually complained.

The Demon Lord smiled: “If I had this ability, I might predict what you are going to do tomorrow, that might be more interesting.”

!!

Yun Xia froze instantly, and cold sweat immediately broke out on his back.

Tomorrow? Why mention tomorrow, why specifically tomorrow?

The Demon Lord wouldn’t have noticed something, right!

He tried his best not to show any flaws, relaxed his back, and very naturally continued the conversation: “There’s no need to predict this, I’m going to go to Huai Ying tomorrow, haven’t I already told you?”

The Demon Lord gently rubbed the place where he was pulled, and soon, Yun Xia didn’t feel any pain at all.

But Yun Xia’s attention was not on that at all, and he kept a close eye on the Demon Lord.

“Oh, you’ve been getting along so well with those people these days, I thought you had something interesting to do.”

The Demon Lord hooked his face over, his narrow eyes slightly narrowed: “The Netherflower Festival is about to pass, are you sure you want to continue staying with them?”

So…so he was jealous…

Yun Xia felt like he had suddenly fallen from a fluttering, terrifying high altitude to the ground, and his heart suddenly relaxed a lot.

The Esteemed Lord didn’t like him going out before, so he should just be jealous…

“Ah, but you’ve been very busy these days, I can only play with them, I can’t even see Hui Tong and Wei Ying a few times, they’ve all been sent out by you, I don’t know what Hui Tong can do for you…”

After being highly nervous, Yun Xia could even complain to him, which seemed very natural.

Yun Xia himself admired his superb acting skills.

The Demon Lord paused and smiled: “So you’re jealous.”

Yun Xia glared at him: “Huh? Aren’t you the one who’s jealous?”

“Aren’t you complaining that I spend too little time with you? That’s why you go to play with other people.”

Yun Xia: “Can’t I just be bored and go to play with other people?”

The Demon Lord’s eyes swept over him: “Little Yun Xia is bored?”

Yun Xia could only say: “Yes, I already made an appointment for tomorrow and can’t break it, or if you have nothing to do, would you like to go see it with me?”

He knew that the Demon Lord would definitely not go with him. The situation had been tense these days, and the Demon Lord had to go out as Li Yu Shengjun to contact the people from the Demon Court.

The man inserted his hand into Yun Xia’s hair, gently combing it out, combing it all the way to the end.

Yun Xia’s messy hair had been tidied up little by little by him.

He said in a low voice: “Since you’re bored, then should we have a baby tonight? Aren’t you curious?”

Yun Xia: “??????”