TBOUMTBDK Chapter 91

On the way to pick out a room, Yun Xia, waving that finger, kept grumbling.

“Are you a dog tooth or a wolf tooth? I can see the marks you left! You definitely have an issue with me!”

Mo Jun Zhou seemed very relaxed, in quite a good mood.

Hearing this, he glanced at him: “Does it hurt a lot?”

“Of course! Look! Tooth marks!”

Yun Xia shoved his finger in front of his face.

There was indeed a tooth mark, but it would completely disappear in a little while.

Mo Jun Zhou knew that as long as he was around, Yun Xia would amplify any minor matter. On the contrary, he wouldn’t make a fuss if no one was around.

Mo Jun Zhou pretended to open his mouth, and Yun Xia immediately jumped to the side: “I curse you, toothless brute!”

“…”

He wanted to laugh.

Mo Jun Zhou turned his head away.

There were many rooms on the ship. Yun Xia looked around while exclaiming, saying to Mo Jun Zhou, “Uh, the beds here aren’t very big.”

Mo Jun Zhou glanced at them.

No matter how luxurious, this was still on a flying immortal artifact, and space was limited, so each room was a single room.

Plus, these were cultivators who didn’t place much importance on material possessions, so besides the necessary furniture, there wasn’t anything else.

Although the beds were single beds, two people could actually sleep on them. However, with Yun Xia’s sleeping posture, he would definitely end up in Mo Jun Zhou’s arms.

Since that morning, although they still slept in the same room and on the same bed, Mo Jun Zhou had drawn a very clear line between them—a small tea table was placed in the center of the bed…

Even so, Yun Xia would often fling an arm or a leg over.

But these beds couldn’t accommodate a tea table.

“Uh… then should we sleep separately?”

Mo Jun Zhou’s expression was cold, and after a while, he moved his lips: “As you wish.”

Yun Xia was speechless. What was wrong now?

“But I just told Xiao Nanli that we wanted one room. It’s not like two people can’t sleep on this bed. I can’t tell him the truth, or people will think we’re not getting along, uh.”

Yun Xia scratched his chin: “It does seem like we’re not getting along.”

“…”

“Wouldn’t splitting up rooms now make people think our relationship is childish?”

He added, “Mainly because we confidently said those things just now and then split up immediately. It’s a bit…”

Mo Jun Zhou: “What are you trying to say?”

Yun Xia pointed his index fingers at each other: “How about we squeeze in together? We’ll still share one room, and you can put up with it. At worst, if I kick you, bump into you, or scratch you at night, you can kick me out of bed?”

“Or I could just sleep on the floor!”

Mo Jun Zhou’s eyes flickered. He seemed to be thinking about something, his expression a little unnatural, and his ears a little red. He seemed to be struggling but not resisting: “You don’t need to sleep on the floor. Since that’s the case, forget it. You can just sleep…”

Before he could finish speaking, the sound of “patta patta” came closer, and Mo Jun Zhou immediately shut his mouth.

Behind them, a disciple ran towards them: “Junior Brother, um, Venerable Lord Liyu, let me take you over there. The room prepared for Venerable Lord Liyu over there is bigger.”

Yun Xia was delighted: “That’s perfect! I was just saying that the rooms here are too small and the beds are so narrow. How can two people sleep on them? You’re so thoughtful. Thank you!”

That disciple glanced at the two of them, his face turning red: “Uh, no, it’s not me. It’s Senior Brother who’s considerate. He thought that most people here sleep alone, so he asked me to take you over there.”

“Xiao Nanli?” Yun Xia was a little surprised.

“Ahem, why are you calling Senior Brother by his name directly?”

“Oh, oh, it’s nothing. Let’s go then.”

Yun Xia walked for a while without hearing a third voice. He turned back, puzzled, and found that Mo Jun Zhou was still standing in the same spot.

“What are you spacing out for? Let’s go.”

Only then did Mo Jun Zhou follow.

“What’s with that look on your face? We’re getting a big room with a big bed. Why aren’t you happy?”

“Do you really want a big room?” Mo Jun Zhou suddenly asked.

Yun Xia was baffled. Weren’t you the one who wanted a big room?

“Don’t you like it?”

Wasn’t it you who complained about the bed being too small and the room being too small when we were in the small courtyard? Wasn’t it you who insisted on using a tea table to divide the bed in half?

At this moment, the disciple leading the way also secretly turned his head to look at them.

Mo Jun Zhou said with a cold face, “I don’t like big rooms. Enough is enough.”

“But isn’t it not enough?” Yun Xia also saw the disciple’s expression and lowered his voice, “Aren’t you complaining that the bed is too small?”

When he said this himself, he didn’t notice anything wrong, but that disciple’s thoughts immediately went astray, and his whole body turned red from head to toe.

But Yun Xia didn’t notice him and continued, “I must tell you a fact. Your room used to be very big, and that bed was even bigger. I could roll around on it several times without any problem.”

That disciple couldn’t take it anymore. What were they saying in broad daylight! Didn’t they know how to avoid suspicion!

After going to the Demon Realm, people have become… have become shameless!

He couldn’t listen anymore and slipped away quickly like he had grease on his feet.

Mo Jun Zhou glanced at him out of the corner of his eye but didn’t pay attention.

“Is that so?”

“Of course. Absolutely.”

Mo Jun Zhou narrowed his eyes: “When did you climb into my bed?”

Even Yun Xia now felt his cheeks burning when he heard this.

“I… you!”

“What about me?” Mo Jun Zhou stared into his pupils.

“The way you’re saying it makes it sound like I seduced you. It was clearly you who seduced me!”

Mo Jun Zhou: “How did I seduce you?”

Yun Xia said righteously: “Your face is seducing me. From the first moment I saw you, you were seducing me!”

Mo Jun Zhou chuckled.

“Forget it, I’m not interested in ‘your’ affairs. Since you want to sleep in a big bed, then sleep in it.”

“What do you mean by ‘your’ affairs? It’s clearly our affair! Don’t make it sound like I’m two-timing. Also, you’re the one who likes big beds, not me!”

The two of them arrived in front of the room prepared for Mo Jun Zhou, and that disciple ran away as if his butt was on fire.

The bed in this room was quite large, indeed a standard double bed. The window wasn’t very big, but it was okay, and the other furniture was complete.

The two of them stood by the bed, looking at the neat, large bed. Yun Xia suddenly realized something belatedly.

He turned his head to look at Mo Jun Zhou, a little surprised and a little incredulous.

“You… could it be that…”

Mo Jun Zhou immediately said, “Don’t let your imagination run wild. No.”

“I haven’t even said what it is yet. Do you know what I’m going to say?”

Mo Jun Zhou: “…”

Looking at his face, Yun Xia rolled his eyes and suddenly pounced on Mo Jun Zhou onto the bed without any reservations.

“Don’t be shy! Do you like me a little? Do you want to sleep in a small bed with me? Or, you’re not planning on separating our bed anymore? Just say it. Do you need to be so secretive with me?”

Mo Jun Zhou was lying face down on the bed, so angry that his face turned red: “Yun Xia! Get off me!”

Yun Xia sat on his waist, pressing him down: “I won’t. I have to find a way to cure you of this hypocritical habit. You said you weren’t stubborn, but I think you’re harder than the bed board.”

While saying this, he started touching the other’s back and waist.

Heaven knows how long it had been since they had kissed, touched, or hugged. The hug when they first arrived in the Immortal Realm didn’t count.

Mo Jun Zhou felt his whole body heating up from his touch.

Although there had been physical contact between them before, those were still considered normal areas. But this time was different. Yun Xia knew his body extremely well. He leaned down behind him, his breath spreading around his neck and ears.

Even if only his waist and back were being touched, perhaps Yun Xia was just teasing him.

But the just-right strength, the unusual contact, and most importantly… the other person was Yun Xia. All of this made Mo Jun Zhou shamefully hard.

Yun Xia was indeed teasing him, mainly because he could see but couldn’t eat, and he wasn’t even allowed to touch. He had been craving it for a long time: “This little handsome guy has such a good figure and is so handsome, it’s just a pity he’s too shy. It’s okay, you’ll get used to it after a few more times. We’ll have plenty of opportunities in the future.”

Just as Mo Jun Zhou couldn’t bear it anymore and was about to throw Yun Xia off.

“Bang!”

“Bang!”

“Slap!”

Several sounds startled both Yun Xia and Mo Jun Zhou.

Turning their heads, Yun Xia was surprised to find that they hadn’t closed the door, and now the doorway was full of people.

There were Gong Qiu, Zhu Wan’er, and three disciples.

Yun Xia looked down at his and Mo Jun Zhou’s posture, and then recalled what he had just said.

“…”

A philosophy of life—as long as you’re not embarrassed, the others are!

He raised his hand and waved at everyone, smiling: “Do you want to come in and watch?”

“Bang—”

“Patta!”

“Whirr…”

In the time it takes to take two or three breaths, the people at the door disappeared without a trace, leaving only some messy sounds indicating everyone’s panic.

On the deck, Xiao Nanli was talking to Ji Yuan when suddenly, a group of people rushed out of the cabin, each of them flustered, their faces red, and their robes disheveled.

Ji Yuan immediately darkened his face: “What are you all doing? Do you even look like disciples of the Immortal Sect? How do I usually tell you? No matter what happens, you must remain calm. What big deal could happen on this ship? We represent Phoenix Cry when we come out. If you continue like this, I won’t bring you next time.”

Huai Ying, on the other hand, thought of the place they were originally going and a bad feeling arose in his heart.

Xiao Nanli waved his hand: “It’s fine. Tell me first, what’s wrong? Weren’t you going to call Junior Brother Yun Xia and the others? Where are they?”

The five people looked at each other. How, how could they say it!

Gong Qiu and Zhu Wan’er gave Huai Ying a look.

Huai Ying: “…”

He understood. As expected, it was Junior Brother Yun Xia and the others who had caused this.

Xiao Nanli saw Gong Qiu and Huai Ying exchanging glances and said, “Junior Sister Zhu, tell me what happened?”

Zhu Wan’er tensed up. Crap, why was she called out?

Her mind raced. Fortunately, he called her name. If he had called Gong Qiu, she didn’t know what Gong Qiu would say.

“Actually, actually it’s not a big deal. It’s just that when we went to call Junior Brother Yun Xia and Venerable Lord Liyu, they were… they were playing around.”

“Just playing around? Why are you running?” Ji Yuan asked strangely.

Zhu Wan’er: “…”

Huai Ying covered his eyes.

The scene fell silent for a while.

Ji Yuan didn’t understand, but Xiao Nanli carefully scanned everyone’s faces and roughly understood.

He opened his mouth: “They’re just young and playing around, right? Ji Yuan, don’t worry about it. Junior Brother just came out of the Demon Realm, and some behaviors can’t be changed back immediately. It’s understandable. It’ll be fine when we return to the Immortal Realm later. Don’t pay too much attention to it.”

“Ah, since Senior Brother has said so, okay.”

It was just that he felt that something was a little strange? But because Xiao Nanli’s status was too high in everyone’s hearts, Ji Yuan didn’t say anything more.

The others were even more relieved, otherwise they really wouldn’t know what to say.

Xiao Nanli let everyone disperse. Gong Qiu and Zhu Wan’er went to find Huai Ying, and the remaining three disciples were surrounded by the other disciples who hadn’t seen the scene, gathering together to share what had just happened.

After they finished speaking, everyone was shocked.

“No way! He, he really said that? And he let you go in and watch?”

“Yeah!”

“I have to say, that Yun Xia is too much. Although they are Dao companions, how can they not, don’t they know how to close the door!”

“Men being together is already rebellious enough, and now they’re even… simply shameless!”

“I bet he doesn’t like Senior Brother.”

In the shadows, Xiao Nanli turned around and left without expression.